Friday, 25 November 2011

I phoned the police the other day.

"What's your emergency?" they asked.
I said, "Two girls are fighting over me."
"OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?"
"The fat one's winning."

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.

Thursday, 21 April 2011

Is it me, or is Disney Land a people trap operated by a mouse?

Tuesday, 25 January 2011


Well with the release of Cataclysm, I've been pretty busy. Leveled up to 85 on my DK and leveled two other characters up to 60. Pretty awesome leveling Paladins and Priests. They kick ass. Anyway, here's a video to hold you over until my next blog.