Friday, 25 November 2011

I phoned the police the other day.

"What's your emergency?" they asked.
I said, "Two girls are fighting over me."
"OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?"
"The fat one's winning."

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.

Thursday, 21 April 2011

Is it me, or is Disney Land a people trap operated by a mouse?

Tuesday, 25 January 2011


Well with the release of Cataclysm, I've been pretty busy. Leveled up to 85 on my DK and leveled two other characters up to 60. Pretty awesome leveling Paladins and Priests. They kick ass. Anyway, here's a video to hold you over until my next blog.

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Lich King Downed.

Just as an addon to this blog I'd like to post a screenshot of something I've done recently on my Orc Death Knight. VoA25. Got the gloves from Toravon after he was downed. Rolled 10 points higher than the other DK in the group so I was pretty happy with it. Hitting 4k DPS in there.. Pretty cool with an unholy spec.

Monday, 13 September 2010

Just an update...

BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision.

Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?

Saturday, 11 September 2010


After getting my Death Knight to level 80, I basically gave up on all other parts of the game, other than improving my DK. This included making alternate characters, until recently. I've had a few friends sign up on different realms, and I've wanted to level or just chill with them for the past while.

This prompted me to create an alt or 2. The highest level one is a level 23 priest. Sucks, but I always get bored before I reach a  respectable level. Also, this isn't on my main server so i can't send it any Heirlooms. Still... gotta grind through.